A bittersweet victory...

Order of reactions... Read along with me in your book.

Yes! Asians in commercial!

Um, two Asians? This means trouble... or a bad punchline.

Hahahaha fucking hilarious.

Why does the song have to be grammatically incorrect for the Asian?

Hahahhaha fucking awesome.

"Aw those crazy Japs!"

Visual confirmation: Japanese.

Audio confirmation: No accents.

Karate Moves: Cliche.

Commercial: Inspired by Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi?

Verdict: Still deliberating, but I want a triple Whopper now.